1. [x] You have choked on water before.
Ehhh....MAYBE! XDD

2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.
Okay this one's a daily :3

3. [x] You have walked into a door.
Uhhhh MANY times D:

4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.
Who hasn't?

5. [x] You have walked into a wall.
Again, MANY times XDD

6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs.
D:..............You see I knew something wad wrong with that!

7. [x] You have jumped off stairs and hit your head on whatever was above them.
Every question so far has be a yes....this one too. I was at my friends house in in his basement there's a lower cealing, and above the stairs it's higher.....so I jumped sideways of the steps and hit my head on the corner of the cealing.....D:

8. [ ] You have been electrocuted by a light-switch or an outlet.
FINALLY! One that I havn't done!

9. [x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.
Haha it wnet BOOM!

10. [x] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.
......it was and interesting commercial!

11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.
Okay? Everyone does this :/

12. [x] You sometimes don’t understand sayings / jokes, and it takes a long time to figure them out.
.....eh, yeah. I'm ditzy what can I say?

14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [x] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing.
Lol 7th grade....I could never tell if this one shirt was inside out or not >.>

16. [ ] you have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before.
Hah I thought about it once. But I didn't wanna have to pay for a new toaster XDD

17. [x] You have played with fire.
Pyromaniac over heres XDD

18. [x] You've tripped over your own shoelace.
Ehhhh so yeha. I always forgot to tie my shoes when I was little! SO WHAT!?

19. [x] You didn’t even notice there wasn’t a number 13 in this quiz
D: so what if I don't pay attention to numbers!?

20. [x] You just checked to see if there wasn’t a number 13
Well.....what if the quiz was lieing!? Then what?



So how retarded are you??

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HOLY CRAP! 90%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!